Greetings Roundhouse Fans and True Believers,
If you are anything like me you can’t wait to enjoy a cold, tasty, lovingly crafted Roundhouse brew this spring. Maybe your are saying to your self, Self, “I sure would look cool wearing some of the yet to be made Roundhouse merchandise.” Well, I have decided to take matters into my own hands and make my own genuine knock off Roundhouse beer and clothing. I know what you are thinking – “I don’t have the mad skills that you possess.” You are in luck because below I will give you the step by step instructions on how to make your own Roundhouse beer, sweatshirt, and baseball cap. In fact, I am going to make this worth your while. Post a picture of yourself to our Facebook page with your officially pirated Roundhouse beer and merchandise and I will give you a free pint of real Roundhouse beer in Spring of 2016.
Find yourself a quality sweatshirt. I am using a vintage 1992 Scott sweatshirt from my Grandma Burnice. Now you don’t have to you use a sweatshirt with my name on it gifted from my Grandma, but it would be a lot cooler if you did.
Get yourself a quality trucker hat. Preferably from a trucker named Carl.
Grab your favorite beer drinking chalice.
Go to our Facebook page and like it if you already haven’t. https://www.facebook.com/Roundhousebrewery/ Why haven’t you liked us yet. Don’t be so stingy with the likes.
Copy the Roundhouse logo and print out three copies.
Apply tape to the back of the 3 copies of our super cool logo and adhere them to your sweatshirt, cap, and beer glass.
Pour your soon to be second favorite craft beer into your glass and hide the evidence.
Pose for your picture and upload it to Facebook. Don’t worry if you don’t rock it like I do. Just do the best that you can.